"The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were and ask ‘why not?’." — John F. Kennedy
Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.
THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.
god bless butt plug gnome
"Honestly, I’ve received a few inquiries that have been fairly similar to this, and what does your Princess have to say on the matter?
You act as though I’ve been given some sort of choice in all of this. That I get to choose everyone who waltzes in through the castle doors and throws me over their shoulder. Besides, Bowser isn’t even the problem. If I could change anything about this arrangement it’d be the hero. Mario is sweet and all, but you think I enjoy being the Princess who has to rely on short, stubby, and stereotypical over there? Send over that cute hero Zelda’s got and we’ll talk. His name was ‘Lonk’ or something?”
((OOC: Wow I didn’t think I’d get to show this side of Peach yet sdfgs I am so sorry you guys have to see this. Also asktehbowz because their Bowser is probably one of my favorite designs ever.))
CHEER UP PRINCESS, YOU’LL GET THE MAN YOU DESERVE ONE DAY. YOU KNOW…WHILE YOU’RE LOCKED UP INDEFINITELY IN MY CASTLE.
OH BUT I’LL PROBABLY HAVE TO CRUSH HIM FOR “GETTING IN MY WAY” OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE THAT YOU KNOW THOSE HERO TYPES, ALWAYS GETTING IN MY WAY.
…WOW THIS IS SOME GREAT CAKE BY THE WAY! VERY NICE. SOME REAL PROFESSIONAL DECORATION TOO.
((OOC: wow late thank you for the birthday post here!!! thank you thank you thank you!!!))